QUOTES OF THE WEEK

"Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more 20-yard grounder." Columnist Jim Bishop

"Pick up the ball, have the clubs destroyed, and leave the course." British journalist Viscount Castlerosse, to his caddie after topping three straight balls

"You've just got one problem. You stand to close to the ball after you've hit it." Sam Snead to a duffer

Taken from "The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever", by John McGran, Andrews McMeel Universal, Kansas City, KS, 2001.